The Ultimate Guide to Fame
Do you want to have legions of penguins surrounding you day and night? Outranking even the forces of Paintboy100?
Well, there is ONLY 1 OPTION, You know what that is?
(Assuming you have a CP account)
It’s…
BECOMING
A
*drumroll*
MODERATOR!!!
So, now you’re really into this.
Instructions:
- You have to be at least 18. But, I would personally wait till I lived with me, Frozen99, myself, and, possibly my wife, or if you’re a female, husband.
- MOVE TO CANADA! Gotta live in or near Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada! This is the reason for being with yourself and if you have one, your mate. lol. If you still live with your parents and you say “Mummeh?, kan I moov two Kellona Bittish Kulumba Candy?” 9999 times out of 10,000, they will say “DUH, NO WAY!”, or “Huh?”
- Pass a criminal record check. They wouldn’t want a guy who murdered 100 people in a shopping mall to directly deal with CHILDREN, now would they?
- Make sure your password is LONG and HARD-TO-GUESS. If you are a mod, you probably have tons of fans and tons of people trying to guess your password. So, make sure your pass isn’t “ABC” or “123″ well, no one would think your pass is like that, so they wouldn’t waste their time, but whatever. You get the point.
- Don’t ban people because they threw a snowball at you, not accept your buddy request (Which will almost never happen because usually, everyone WANTS to be a mod’s buddy) or for some stupid reason like that.
Ok. You’ve got the steps. To start, once you’ve completed #1 and #2, go HERE
(the above link is not a rickroll, duckroll, shoopdawhoop, dramatic prarie dog, youareanidiot.org virus, or anything like that. it is http://support.clubpenguin.com/help/faq/become_moderator.htm )
OK, ready to become famous?
So, you wanna be like Elvis?
Then hop aboard the mod express!
NOTICE: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE!!